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Dollar Store is a song by Tim Hawkins. It is a parody off another song, Thank God I'm A Country Boy.
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Well never really had a lot of money in the bank' Its hard to pay the mortgage and fill the gas tank Thats why I wanna take a little time to thank Thank God for the Doller Store If you wanna buy cheap stuff your in luck Fill up the cart and go dump it in the truck Its the place that ya go if you only gotta buck I thank God for the Dollar Store Well, I got baby wipes I got a baby rattle Gum, and a kite, and a ping pong paddle S.O.S pads and box of fiddle faddle Thank God for the Dollar Store (Y'all know what fiddle faddle is? Well okay, it's like a poor man's cracker jack, c'mon people!) Yeah! Well you can buy shampoo and cheap blue jeans Peanut butter crackers and a can of beans You can feed thewhole family for not lotta green I thank God for the Dollar Store And you can buy a rake or garden gnome Dog food, finger nail polish, and a comb And the toys always break by the time you get 'em home (That is true!) I thank God for the Dollar Store Well I got me a knife I got some popsicles A ring for my wife and a big jar of pickles You'd amazed at what you get for twenty nickles Thank God for the Dollar Store (That's a dollar, sir, twenty nickels, okay. You're homeschooled, weren't ya? I knew it.) I said you'd be amazed at what you get for twenty nickles Wahoo! Thank God for the Dollar Store Yeah! |