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I Work at Subway
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Comedian:

Tim Hawkins

I Work at Subway is a song that Tim Hawkins wrote. It's about working at Subway, and wanting to get married to someone, but he can't because his job stinks so much.

LyricsEdit

You won't, talk to me,
and you won't, go out with me,
I ask why? and you say,
it's 'cause I work at Subway

You don't like my songs,
and how I, make footlongs,
I don't, know what to say,
'Cause I work at Subway.

😍 (Tell me why?) I know, I've heard all of your jokes,
(Tell me why?) I know, I still live with my folks,
(Tell me why?) and I'll be thirty-five in May,
and I work at Subway.

You don't, like onions,
and you don't, like Funions,
I know, I wish it wasn't that way.
But, I work at Subway

(Tell me why?) You tell me I should turn the page,
(Tell me why?) just because I make minimum wage
I'll take you out. But, you'll have to pay,
'Cause I work at Subway!

All though I can buy you presents and things,
listen to what I say.
All though I'm a slob, I'll try to get a good job,
as a fry cook at Chick-Fil-a.

You won't, talk to me,
and you won't, go out with me,
I ask why? and you say,
it's 'cause I work at Subway.
'cause I work at Subway.

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