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Twinkie
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Comedian:

Tim Hawkins

DVD:

Insanitized

Year:

Unknown

Twinkie is a song by Tim Hawkins. It finishes up the Insanitized show.


LyricsEdit

You should take me seriously,
Even though I'm soft and little.
Yellow sponge cake on the outside baby!
Sweet, sweet in the middle.
I'm a deep fried, deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar.
You hear me coming, I ain't no Zinger,

I'm a Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
Come on!

You can't resist me, I know you see me.
By the Dolly Madison.
I'm a Hostess with the mostest,
Come on Little Debbie, you know I'm number one.

I'm a cream filled good
With a shelf life oh so long.
Go on and put me in a box,
That's where I belong,

I'm a Twinkie!
Hey, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
A little bit of magic in a celephane wrapper,
Come on!

What this song needs is a little bit of Cow Bell!

Stand up all you Powdered Doughnuts,
and Suzy Q's if you got what it takes.
Honey Buns and Jelly Rolls and Chocodiles
Moon Pies, Ho Hos, Oatmeal Cream Cake!

I'm a Twinkie!
Hey, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong...
A Twinkie-ie!!!

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